Let me ask all of you folks a question:What would happen if you were to go with your friends over to an old and abandoned building just to check it out and you guys suddenly find yourselves encounter a mysterious stranger?

Well,if you still want to know what I was trying to get at,I do hereby ask that you should bear with me and let me tell you the story that I’m writing right now,which happens to begin on November 29th,which happens to be the birthday of a hot Hollywood babe named Kim Delaney.

You see,it was on that particular day that the 44-year-old birthday girl has decided to invite two of her good friends,Yasmine Bleeth–who had once starred with Kim in a movie entitled THE FORCE–and Pamela Anderson–who happens to be one of Yasmine’s fellow BAYWATCH babes–to go with her to check out an old and abandoned church that she had recently discovered.

Anyway,as soon as the three friends had arrived at the church and slowly stepped into the building,the wide-eyed Ladysmith,British Columbia,Canada born actress has looked at how wonderful the inside of the church has looked and said,”I just don’t get it.Why would anyone leave such a beautiful place like this?”

“Sure beats the living shit out of me,Pam.”,answered the confused New York City native,while she was scratching the back of her head.”But if you were to ask me,this whole place is starting to feel mo ore like a ghost town than a church of God.”

“It really does feel like that.Doesn’t it,Yasmine?”,asked the Philadelphia,Pennsylvania born Hollywood babe,just before the three friends had suddenly became shocked at the sight of a handsome young male who has appeared from out of nowhere.

And after they had figured that he might be some sort of tour guide,Kim has taken a deep breath,looked at the male stranger with a small smile on her lips and said,”Hi there.I’m Kim and these are my friends,Pam and Yasmine.Are you here to give us a tour of this church?”

And then,after he has slowly nodded his head in front of the three friends,they had followed their newfound guide out of the lobby and into the priest’s dormitory,where Kim and Yasmine has started looking around the room and Pam and the young male guide had looked at each other’s eyes for a minute or two.

Then,after they had kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips,both Pam and the mysterious male had taken all of their clothes off and placed their nude bodies on one of the beds and he has started licking all over her body–all the way down to her hot,wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts.

“Aaaahhhh,yeeeessss!That’s it!Do it to me now!”,said Pam,after she has placed her hands on the young male’s bare shoulders,Kim and Yasmine had stripped off all of their clothes,Kim has started pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot,moist snatch and Yasmine has placed one of her hands on top of Kim’s hand and the other hand on Kim’s stiff mounds.”Touch me!Touch me there!Suck my wet pussy dry!Aaaaahhhh!”

And then,as soon as Kim and Yasmine had moved themselves over to the two newfound lovers and Kim has started sucking on Pam’s tits,the three friends had suddenly realized that they were experiencing something that they had never experienced inside a church before,for they were experiencing pure and untamed erotica…and enjoying every minute of it.

Just then,after the male stranger has placed his stiff cock inside Kim’s cunt and started licking on Pam’s snatch,Kim has started licking on Yasmine’s pussy and carressing her tits and Pam has started carressing Yasmine’s silky smooth naked thigh and sucking on her bare toes.

“AAAAHHHH,YES!THAT’S IT!DO IT,KIM!DO IT,PAM!”,yelled a sexually-energized Yasmine,after she has placed her hands on Kim’s bare back.”TOUCH ME!SUCK ON MY TOES!SUCK MY WET PUSSY DRY!FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM!AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”

And then,after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking has made its final appearence on an episode of NYPD BLUE,the four newfound bi-sexual lovers had came and collapsed due to exhaustion.

But then,after the three babes had woken-up from their little nap and discovered that they were the only ones inside the dormitory and their mysterious male lover was nowhere inside the room.

That has caused the three confused friends to wrap a bedsheet around each of their bare-ass naked bodies,stepping out of the dormitory and started looking elsewhere in the church for the male stranger.

Just then,after they had stepped inside the church library and started looking around for their disappeared lover,Kim has looked at a portrait of a priest named Father Daniel Handleson on a library wall with shock in her eyes and said,”Wholly shit!Hey,you guys!You might want to have a look at this!”

And after Pam and Yasmine had placed themselves next to Kim and the three best buds had shockingly discovered that Father Daniel Handleson has bared a striking resemblence to their missing bi-sexual lover,a confused Pam has looked at the other girls and asked,”If you guys are thinking what I’m thinking,why do you think that his spirit is still in this place?”

“I really can’t tell for sure,Pam.”,answered Yasmine,after she has placed her hand on her chin.”But if you were to ask for my personal opinion,I would honestly say that it might have something to do with the sins of the flesh.”

THE END!

I could tell by your little bit of silence that there are some of you who have no idea what I’m trying to get at,which is causing me to answer the question that I’ve just asked by telling you the story that I’m writing right now.

You see,it had all began on August 10th–which happens to be the birthday of one of Hollywood’s hottest stars,Angie Harmon–within the city of Dallas,Texas,where Angie has just finished visiting some of her childhood haunts and was about to get into her car and drive herself to the nearest hotel.

But just as she was about to do so,Angie had suddenly bumped into her two good friends,Donna D’Errico–Angie’s BAYWATCH NIGHTS co-star–and Pamela Anderson–who had starred with Donna on BAYWATCH–and heard them invite her to go on a camping trip with them and their husbands.

And then,after she had given the invitation some thought and realized that it might be a lot of fun,Angie had said ‘yes’ to the invitation and the three of them had driven themselves to the local national park,where three members of the popular heavy-metal band,Motley Crue–Nikki Sixx,Tomm my Lee and Vince Neil–were waiting for them.

Just then,as soon as the girls had arrived and gotten out of their cars,a happy Donna had walked up to her beloved hubby,gave him a big hug and kiss and asked,”Have you been waiting long?”

“Actually,Donna.We’ve done more than waiting.We were also working on some new songs that we’re thinking on singing on our new road tour,which would start as soon as our very own Mister Mick Mars gets back from his book-signing gig.”,answered a smiling Nikki,just before he had spotted Angie walking towards them with her bags in her hands.”So,why do I have the feeling that this babe is the friend that you had told us about?”

“As a matter-of-fact,Nikki.She is.”,answered Donna,while she was helping Angie put her bags inside one of the tents.”Angie,I would like for you to meet my loving spouse,Nikki Sixx.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you,Angie.”,said a smiling Nikki,just before Angie had shaken his friendly hand,let out a smile of her own and said,”It’s a pleasure meeting you as well,Nikki”

Just then,after they all had gotten themselves settled in and finished eating a really good campfire meal,Donna and Nikki had decided to go for a short walk in the woods and Tommy and Pamela had decided to go to a nearby lake and take a swim,leaving Angie alone with Vince.

“Look,Vince.I don’t know about you,but I really don’t think that I should be here.”,said a reluctant Angie,after she had cleared her throat.”You see,I have a feeling that my friends are trying to fix us up and…!”

But before she was able to say another word,Vince had turned his head towards Angie,let out a small smile and said,”You too,huh?I swear to God!I’ve told those son-of-a-bitching bastards that I’m not ready for a fix-up,but those shit-heads just wouldn’t listen to me!”

And after she had noticed that there was something about the fix-up that was bothering Vince,Angie had moved herself closer to him,placed her gentle hand on his shoulder and asked,”You would like to talk to me about it?I’m a really good listener.”

Then,after Vince had looked at his newfound friend,took a deep breath and told Angie what was bothering him,Donna had stopped at one of the many trees in the woods,look up at the stars in the night sky and asked,”Oooohhhh,Nikki.Look at those stars.Aren’t they so beautiful?”

“Actually,Donna.One of those beautiful stars just happens to be standing right here with me.”,answered Nikki,after he had placed his gentle hand on his beloved wife’s cheek.”And if you were to ask me,she’s getting more and more beautiful every day.”

And then,while Nikki and Donna were kissing each other ever so passionately on the lips,Tommy and Pamela had taken all of their clothes off,jumped into the water and started splashing around like a pair of kids on summer vacation.

Then,after they had stepped out of the water and laid their nude bodies on the sandy shore,both Tommy and Pamela had kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips,just before he had started licking all over her nude body–all the way down to her hot,wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts.

“Aaaahhhh,yeeeessss!That’s it!Do it,Tommy!”,said Pamela,after she had placed her hands on Tommy’s bare shoulders.”Touch me!Touch me there!Suck my wet pussy dry!Aaaahhhh!”

And then,while Tommy and Pamela were enjoying their little taste of erotica,Vince had just finished telling Angie about his failed marriage and the loss of his beloved daughter,Skylar.

That has caused an understanding Angie to place her friendly hand on Vince’s shoulder and said,”Look,Vince.You really don’t need to keep on using yourself as a punching bag for the rest of your life.If you were to ask me,I do believe that it was a good thing that our friends had done this to us,because you really do need a friend right now.”

But then,after they had shared a small chuckle between them and gave each other a big hug,both Angie and Vince had looked at their eyes for a minute or two and gave each other a deep,passionate kiss on the lips.

That has caused a suddenly-startled Angie to pull her head away from Vince’s and said,”I’m so sorry about that,Vince.I really don’t know why I had done that.I mean,I would never normally…!”

But just as she was about to say one more word,Vince had placed the tips of his fingers on Angie’s lips and said,”No,Angie.You don’t have to say anything.You also don’t have to be afraid.All you need to do now is just relax…and enjoy it.”

And while Vince and Angie were giving each other another deep and passionate kiss on the lips,Nikki has started pumping his stiff cock in and out of Donna’s hot,moist snatch and sucking on her stiff mounds.

“Aaaahhhh,yeeeessss!That’s it!Do it,Nikki!”,said Donna,after she had placed her hands on his bare back.”Fuck me!Suck my tits!Fuck the living shit out of me!Slam it into me some more!Aaaahhhh!”

Meanwhile,back over at the lake,Tommy has placed his stone hard dick inside Pamela’s asshole and used each of his hands to carress both her tits and cunt,causing a sexually-energized Pamela to place her hands on his bare arms and yell,”AAAAHHHH,YES!THAT’S IT!DO IT,TOMMY!FUCK ME!SLAM THAT COCK INTO ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM!AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”

And then,after Tommy and Pamela had started moving harder and faster and collapsed due to exhaustion,Vince and Angie had removed all of their clothes and he had started licking all over her nude body–all the way down to her pussy and carressing her tits.

“Oooohhhh,God!Aaaahhhh,shit!It feels ssssoooo gooood!”,said Angie,after she had placed her hands on Vince’s bare shoulders.”Yeeeessss!That’s it!Do it,Vince!Touch me!Touch me there!Suck my wet pussy dry!Aaaahhhh!”

And while Angie was enjoying her first sexual romp with a member of Motley Crue,Nikki has placed his dick inside Donna’s backdoor and used each of his hands to carress both her tits and snatch.

“AAAAHHHH,YES!THAT’S IT!DO IT,NIKKI!”,yelled a sexually-energized Donna,after she has placed her hands on Nikki’s bare arms.”FUCK ME!I REALLY WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM!AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”

And then,after Nikki and Donna had just finally came and collapsed into each other’s naked arms,Vince has placed his cock inside Angie’s shit-hole and started carressing her tits and pussy.

“AAAAHHHH,YES!DO IT,VINCE!DO IT NOW!”,yelled a sexually-energized Angie,after she has placed one of her hands on Vince’s bare arm and the other hand on his bare shoulder.”FUCK ME!I REALLY WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM!AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”

Then,after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally reached its last season on LAW AND ORDER,the two newfound lovers had came and collapsed due to exhaustion.

And after they were both finally able to catch their breath,Angie has placed her head on Vince’s chest,let out a sigh and asked,”So,do you think that we should tell them that their little fix-up was a success?”

“Naaaahhhh.I really don’t think so.”,answered a smiling Vince,after he had gently placed his hand on Angie’s head.”But I’ve got a better idea.We should mess with their heads until they finally learn never to do anymore fix-ups again.”

And then,after they had looked at each other and shared a small giggle between them,both Vince and Angie had snuggled-up to each other and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover’s embrace.

Just then,on the very next day,while they were all packing up their camp and getting ready to go back to Hollywood,Tommy had walked up to Vince,placed his hands on Vince’s tee-shirt,got down on his knees and said,”Pleeeeaaaasssseeee,Vince!I can’t stand it anymore!Just say that it was a pretty good fix-up!”

However,the only answer that Tommy had recieved was Vince and Angie looking and smiling at each other for a minute or two,turning their heads towards Tommy and saying,”Naaaahhhh!”

THE END!
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Story Title: Believe it or Not

Author: sharkboy



Celebrites in story: Kelly Packard, Yasmine Bleeth, Pamela Anderson and Brook Burns



Codes: MF, oral, mast



The story you are about to read is not true and it never happen. Anyone easily offended or under eighteen years of age please stop reading as of now. This story does have sexual situations inside of it. Send any comments to sharkboy77@hotmail.com.



Believe It or Not

By sharkboy



Kelly Packard stands outside of a place in Portland Oregon, as she finishes filming for the TV show Ripely’s Believe It or Not. She shakes the hand of the man who she was working with and she smiles up at the really tall man. “Thank you very much Ken.” Kelly gives the man her sexiest smile, as she looks at the tattoo on his arm.



“So, you sure you cannot show my favorite tattoo on the show? Are you on cable?” Ken smiles down at the very short Kelly Packard.



“It depends on where the show is on. Sometimes it is basic cable and we cannot show that tattoo. I am so sorry.” Kelly smiles up at the man, as her eyes try not to go where his tattoo happens to be. How can anyone endure such pain anyway?



“Do you want to see it?” Kelly rolls her eyes, as she is hit on once again by a freak, and she shakes her head hard.



“Sorry, but I got a boyfriend and I think he would not understand. I am so sorry.” Kelly and the very tall man talk for a little while longer, before she leave es.



As Kelly walks towards her car a handsome man comes to her and he smiles at her. “I am a huge fan of yours!” He offers his hand to her, which she takes.



“From Baywatch?” Kelly smiles some, because it is always nice to meet a fan.



“I have liked you since you were on California Dreams, and I am in love with April too!”



Kelly smiles at the handsome man before her and she shakes her head some, as she does the math. This guy looks nearly her age so he cannot be a weirdo for liking her on California Dreams. She does ask him a question. “Do you understand I am not April?”



“Oh yeah, I get it. I am here because you might want me for Ripely’s. My name is Sam Madison.



“Sam, just because you are named after a U.S. President does not interest us at all.” Kelly smiles up at the handsome Sam, because she could think of more than one thing she and he could do together.



“Actually, I have something on my thigh that might interest you guys. Care to take a look?”



“We have a guy who… damn… it…” Kelly closes her eyes, as she looks at Jeff Campbell a man who does that work for Ripely’s as he argues with someone on the phone. By the look on his face she knows he shall be busy for awhile. “Come with me then?”



Kelly takes the man inside of the room where she and Ken shot their footage, and she asks. “Can I see it?”



By the look into his eyes Kelly sighs hard, and she rolls her eyes because it looks like she shall be flashed once again. Once his pants hit the floor Kelly cannot help but look down and her eyes widen in shock.



Her mouth slowly pops open, as she looks at the largest erection she has ever seen nearly look her in the eyes. “Oh my… god…”



Kelly immedietely falls to her knees, and she looks his eye in the eyes. Her hand reaches out for it and she begins to lick it with fury and lust. Her lips move over his member as her tongue glides up and down it. She then kisses its head before he asks her to stand up.



She stands up and she looks at his giant hard on, as it happens to be the center of her universe. Its like her own personal Spingolly. “Turn around April.” Kelly turns, more than happy to be called April the first name of her Baywatch character.



Sam then lift up her skirt, and his hands move up her shapely legs. Kelly shudders hard, as this happens and she closes her eyes moaning softly. “Uhhhh.”



His hands then move her panties down her legs and she shakes hard, as this happens to her. “April, forget Manny because I want to fuck you so bad.”



“Please fuck me, please!” Kelly begs, as she can feel the cold Oregon air on her pussy. Her chest heaves, as she breathes so hard in lust. She then exhails so hard, as his hand cups her vagina.



He makes her place her hands against the wall and she parts her legs so wide. He runs his dick over her vagina and she shudders so hard. She then begs him. “Stop teasing me and fuck me so hard! I am your lifeguard whore!”



She grunts so hard, as the massive hardon is worked inside of her. Tears run down her face, as he works it inside of her and she shakes so hard. “Uh God! SO BIG!”



Kelly Packard cries in such agony, as Sam begins to screw her so hard. Her weeps and bawls, as her world becomes so filled with horror. It’s like she is begins slipt in half, but then her pain stops, and it becomes replaced by such intense pleasure.



“Oh God! Yes! Yes! YES!” Kelly exclaims, as he screws her so hard. Her pussy has finally adjusted to his size and it feels so great. Her eyes then begin to flutter, as she begins to orgasm so hard all over his penis. “OH….” She screams, as it feels like she might cum forever and ever.



Sam screws her hard for the next hour and Kelly Packard continues to cum and cum hard. Her skirt is ruined and she badly needs a shower now. Sam takes her into the small shower inside of the place they are in and he soaks her skirt to get any stains out.



He lathers up Kelly’s body, and she looks at him dreamly. Her tits might not be huge, but they get good attention, as does every inch of her beautiful body. As he washes every inch of her, Kelly smiles up the handsome and very huge man. “So, Kelly does Ripely’s want me?”



“I can’t speak for Ripely’s but I sure as hell want you.” Kelly smiles at the handsome Sam. His penis now seems to be nearly half of its size. She falls on her knees, as she nearly falls over breaking her neck. Her heart fills with glee, as it fits inside of her mouth.



“Kelly, if not Ripely’s can you do me another TV favor then?”



She smiles up at Sam, as she removes his dick from her mouth. “If I do that favor for you do something for me then?”



“If you can do what I ask of you I’ll do anything…. oh God…” Sam shudders, as Kelly slides him back inside of her mouth. She would smile if she could because she wonders how much Sam Madison loves April from Baywatch.





A week later, Kelly Packard walks into motel room with Pamela Anderson, Brook Burns and Yasmine Bleeth. She smiles, as her eyes go over their bodies. She doesn’t even hardly know Yasmine and Pam, but they seem very nice and pretty horny right now.



“So, who has what on you to get us together in these outfits?” Brook Burns smiles, as her eyes look over everyone inside of their red swimsuit worn by all of the Baywatch beauties. “And how did you get a hold of our red swimsuits from the show? I look so fat right now.”



“Let’s just say that I had to be David’s pet for the night to get them.” Kelly shudders, as she remembers the worst night of her life. “And, I hate you Brook, you are NOT fat.”



“Been there.” Both Pam and Yasime say together, and they smile at each other.



“Yuck!” Brook says, as she sticks out her tongue some. “What does he make you guys do?”



“We can’t talk about that due to our contracts we sign before we do it. Lets just say I was shitting seamen for a week.” Yasmine grabs, her ass as she remembers the constant ass fucking.



“Yuck!” Brook shakes her head, as she looks around the room. “Who are we to meet here?”



“Hello, my name is Sam Madison.” Sam walks into the room in a really long bath robe. Brook smiles at the handsome Sam as he walks towards them. “You are four of my favorites from Baywatch.”



Kelly walks to the handsome Sam, and she hugs him hard. Everyone gasps, as she rubs her tits against his chest.



“Sam, if you have any ideas for an orgie it will have to happen without me, because I am married now and…” Yasmine’s mouth forms a senual O as he removes his robe, and she and all of the ladies get a view of his huge hard on. “Oh my God!”



Yasmine, Pam, and Kelly fall right to the floor, and Brook cannot take her eyes off of it, and eventually she falls too. Sam walks to Yasmine first and her eyes widen at his size.



“You may take it first.” Yasmine grins wide, as he offers her his dick first. She licks up and down the sides, and she smiles up at him. She then tries to fit it inside of her mouth.



Tears run down her face, as she fails to put it inside of her mouth. Right now Yasmine Bleeth wishes she had a head like a Pez container. She cannot even get his head inside of her mouth. “Yasmine, stand up. You get an A for effort.”



Yasmine stands, and he slides the red swimsuit off of her shoulders. He exposes her breasts to him and he smiles, as he begins to kiss her chest. Yasmine shudders hard, as his lips move over her upper chest.



“You have very nice tits.” He says softly, as he lowers her swimsuit the rest of the way down her beautiful body. She wraps her legs around him, as he moves himself inside of her. Yasmine rolls her eyes, as she screams sensually, as he moves himself inside of her.



Yasmine bellows hard, as he impales her with his huge hardon. She closes her eyes, as she takes his fucking so hard. “Uhhhh God!” Pain rocks her world but she does not object or beg him to slow down, as Sam begins to fuck her so hard. After a few minutes of agony, she arches her back to take him all of the way inside of her.



She wraps her legs around his back, and she fucks Sam so hard. Her tits bounce, as she rides his massive hardon. Then Yasmine begins to orgasm and she cums so hard. As she orgasms, Sam sits Yasmine on the floor, and every gasps, as she has a world class orgasm.



Sam then walks to Brook, and she licks her lips, as she looks at his penis. “Brook, strip for me?” He asks, and Brook stands. She slides her straps off of her shoulders, and she slides it to the floor. Then she steps out and she spreads her legs for him. By the look on her face he call tell that the beautiful Baywatch babe has fucked inside of this suit before.



“I have never done…” Brook looks down at his massive hardon in both lust and fear. Sam then takes her in his arms, and he begins to kiss her tits, as his hands move up her long and sexy legs.



Brook is so turned on by his touch and his massive dick, and her body quivers, as his hands move over it. She closes her eyes, and she breathes hard, as his hands move over her sexy thighs. “Brook, if you ever do anything else as a non blond again, I’ll never fuck you.”



“I… have done something else with my natural hair color…” Tears of fear run down her cheeks, as she begins to tell him of some little movie she did since her TV show that was on FOX was cancelled.



“I have seen that movie and I did not like it. As a blonde you are a Goddess and as anything else you become a mere mortal.”



Brook looks at him pleading, as she climbs onto his body, and she hopes to get the okay to lower herself onto his dick. He nods, as he helps Brook onto his penis. Tears explode from her eyes, as she slowly impales herself onto his penis. She then screams so hard, as he begins to fuck her so fast and without any remorse. She spreads her legs so far apart, as he fucks her so hard. She knows it will hurt, but Yasmine is still having her orgasm.



Once her screams turn from pain and agony to pleasure Pam leans in and she asks Kelly. “So, where did you find this porn star?”



Kelly grins, as she watches a good friend of her fuck Sam Madison so hard. Her legs are so far apart that it makes Kelly shudder. “I met him on Ripely’s Believe It or Not.”



“So, is he married?” She asks with a grin on her face. Even her ex-husband Tommy Lee is not that huge and he is huge.



Kelly grins, as she shows Pam her left hand and she smiles at her. “He is already taken.”



Pam looks at the ring on Kelly’s left hand, and then to his left hand and she sighs. “So, you married him before you let him meet me?”



“Yep.” Kelly smiles, as Brook begins to orgasm, and her body rocks so hard from it. Sam then sets her on the ground, as she enjoys her orgasm, and Yasmine enjoys the afterglow of hers.



Pam then stands up, and she looks down at the very sexy Kelly Packard. “I can make any man leave his wife.” She then walks to Sam, and she gets on her knees. She takes his dick in her hands, and she licks up and down it. Then she slowly inches it down her throat looking like a large snake who has capture their prey. She then lowers the straps from her swimsuit down, so he can see her huge tits.



Fear wells up inside of Kelly, as Pam slowly inches her way up his penis, and Sam has a look on his face that Kelly doubts she could ever give him. A tear goes down her cheek, as she watches one of the greatest porno shows she has ever seen before. “I don’t believe it.”



THE END. Please send any comments to sharkboy77@Hotmail.com